Total Medals Earned: 71 (From 10 different games.) Total Medal Score: 605 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/320 points)
Start the game. Yeah that's it. Good job.
Meet the Goddess
Do what the Goddess tells you
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/28 (50/240 points)
Hatching a plan.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/90 points)
first time calculating
calculate 5 times
0/0
what is 9 plus 10
calculate 10 times
find the cupan
r u ok
get random cantaloupe result
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/175 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/65 points)
start the game
find all the tapes!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (185/300 points)
Pick up every item.
Find every secret area.
Have a bit too much.
Spend an active 15 minutes in the gallery.
Observe every piece of artwork.
Blow all possible money at the gift shop.
Exit the gallery in record time.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/180 points)
Even if you kill them, they don't die!
There's light on the other side of the tunnel.
All good things come to an end!
Now you have mastered the buttons.
Thanks for reading! :)
Get over 1000 points!
Get over 10,000 points!!
Get over 66,666 points!!!
Medals Earned: 2/15 (15/380 points)
Completed game on "I am too young to die" difficulty
Completed game on "hey, not too rough" difficulty
Completed game on "Hurt me plenty" difficulty
Completed game on "Ultra-Violence" difficulty
Medals Earned: 7/22 (35/110 points)
More like... Ded.
More like... Yell "oh".
More like... Spleen (it'll be on the floor here somewhere).
More like... Indigo fuck yourself.
More like... Violent.
More like... O... Rage.
More like... Blew... over... after getting frozen...
Medals Earned: 40/69 (280/500 points)
-World hunger solved. -Tutorial complete.
-Experiment failed.